I had no problem baptizing my cat. I simply gave the cat an Ativan, dipped the cat in water (full immersion), removed the cat, and dried the cat off. Voila! Now, I will do the same when I want to tell Peggy to calm down, although, come to think of it, it's nearly always she who tells me to calm down.
if you have to say calm down..you're already screwed.
ReplyDeleteJackiesue,
DeleteThat is the worst thing to say to me if I am upset.
Funny!
ReplyDeleteAnne,
Deletesnort...
Quail bridge farm,
ReplyDeleteGlad to make you smile.
So funny and so very true - made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteBellen,
DeleteSometimes, the truth expressed humorously is hilarious. I laughed out loud, too.
I had no problem baptizing my cat. I simply gave the cat an Ativan, dipped the cat in water (full immersion), removed the cat, and dried the cat off. Voila! Now, I will do the same when I want to tell Peggy to calm down, although, come to think of it, it's nearly always she who tells me to calm down.
ReplyDeleteSnowbrush,
DeleteWell, at least the cat is clean...lol. Well, maybe you should keep your plans for her a secret!
If anyone tells me to calm down, I just assume he is totally not aware of the problem.
Thanks for the laugh.